We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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