But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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