I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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