I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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