Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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