Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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