you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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