His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
