Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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