It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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