Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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