Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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