What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You're a waste of cheezeits
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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