Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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