Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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