hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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