thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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