East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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