There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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