The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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