Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
as a side note pls kill me
i out mim tonsoeep
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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