Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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