Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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