Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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