I hate all girls vehemently.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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