is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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