after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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