Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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