And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My nipple is on Facebook.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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