dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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