i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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