oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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