eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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