good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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