can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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