Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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