Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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