So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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