So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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