Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
