So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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