I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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