You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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