I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you have to choose: penises or morals?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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