we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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