I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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