When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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