I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
