Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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