Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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